Kevin Hester’s Number One Good Time Whitegoods Wholesaler and Premium Delicatessen

Kevin Hester’s Number One Good Time Whitegoods Wholesaler and Premium Delicatessen is a corporate faction originating from the planet XDOUFT in the BUS XXIV system (1119).



QUICK FACTS

 * Homeworld Hex is 1119
 * Homeworld is Scarpey.
 * Faction Tag is Fanatical.
 * Planetary Tags are Sectarian & Great Work.
 * Faction Theme song

HISTORY
As with so many things in the sector of Eriope Pi, the nuanced origins of Kevin Hester's Number One Good Time Whitegoods Wholesaler and Premium Delicatessen are shrouded in mystery and uncertainty due to the lasting damage of The Scream.

What is irrefutably true is this: in the wake of seeming societal technological collapse, one man saw opportunity. Opportunity forged in the retail of essential household appliances and delectable processed meats. Kevin Hester is believed to have been a small business owner who just happened to have been sufficiently prepared against apocalyptic planet-wide collapse. He had low-tech refrigerators and enough food to sell with them to keep a customer base alive. With no competition and the only remaining monopoly on a formerly technocratic planet, Kevin Hester could dictate his own terms.

In the centuries since, the remnants on Scarpey has taken those oral histories and through countless permutations and derivations created a cult-like following to the tenants of Kevin Hester. Long after his passing, Kevin Hester's once small business has now evolved to government, church, state and economy. The followers of Kevin Hester - known as Salizmyn - believe that the most divine economic structure is the pyramid scheme: the constant flow of funds upwards mirror the spiritual ascension they can earn in gar next life. As such, Salizym will sign up to any scheme presented to them, and equally will undertake almost any measure to sign someone up to one of their own schemes.